The October Revolution

I can sense it, Russians. The end is eminent and imminent. The darned Bolsheviks have launched their second Revolution. Only the Women's Death Battalion is willing to fight for me. I agree that I have not been the best Prime Minister, but come on now. I was not THAT bad. To all the Russians reading this, please support me! Well, as far as I can see, I am losing this battle and I am going to lose my seat. The outcome seems terrible. I am going to dress in a navy uniform and try to escape this madness. By the time some of you read this, I will have already been in hiding for a few hours.